the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
mommies and their babies
In case you’re sad here are some buns.
I hate when people are late.
It is possibly one of my biggest pet peeves.
Especially when there is a plan, and that plan requires everything to be done at a certain time.
I mean say something serious happened, I would understand.
I had the whole day planned out.
But because someone was late, it is all out the window.
Why was a reason they could have taken care of last night, or if they had gotten up earlier.
All it required was a bit of thoughtfulness and preparation.
I guess that is too much to fucking ask.
Now I have to try to put on a happy face.
Even though now I have anxiety and I’m upset.
If they only would have planned ahead.
9 Caps of Hoshina Utau (Shugo Chara!)
also: SPACE SHEETS
i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these
The sex would be
OUT OF THIS WORLD
OF THIS WORLD
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!
To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!
To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!
Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!
Meowth! You got it!