“I drink, I sleep, I forget.”
— 2046, Wong Kar Wai (via pomeray)
via pomeray (originally pomeray)

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“There is not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that.”
— Sterling Archer (Archer)

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Seriously Fitz from 12 oz Mouse is my spirit animal. I have always loved this fucking show.

“No I’m just drunk, I’m just-It’s cool everybody I’m just drunk. See? Its ok, its all cool.”

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This is my most genuine gpoy of all time. OMG.

12 Oz Mouse is my spirit animal.

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» Today has been very hard for me..

June 13th, 2008 was the day that my world was destroyed. It was the day my Grandmother died. It was the day that I realized the man I was in love with for two years was complete shit. It was also the day that would spiral me into alcoholism.

 This will be my first June sober since then….

Rest in Peace Nanna Ward. The woman who taught me: that anything can be done in heels, that baking should always be done from scratch, and to be a good person regardless of the consequences. 

She was the most amazing person I have ever met in my life, and I was honored to call her my grandmother. 

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Brewdog created the world’s strongest beer, that is 110 proof. It is called The End of the World Ale and was sold in limited quantity. What is most bizarre is their marketing ploy, in which the bottles of this beer is jammed into the bodies of road kill.

While I am a lover of beer, I do not think I could bring myself to bring my lips that close to a dead squirrel.

As you guessed it, those animal rights activists aren’t too pleased.

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