*May212013

My latest snake ring.

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*May102013

I am rather excited. Only 56 minutes until I can pack my car and leave for Philadelphia. I am counting by the minute! I can’t wait to be home. Then when I get home, VODKA AND PIZZA. Awesome morning a head.

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*May102013

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I miss alcohol so bad, I fucking dreamed about it. /I dreamed about it/.

Less than 24 for hours left.

#me #personal

*Feb202013

This was one of the best birthday cards I have ever gotten. 

It basically says the person knows both me and my sense of humor. Plus they made me feel all lovey.

I have the best friends.

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*Feb102013

Me in my birthday dress~<3

You can actually see my Pike Queen Lucy hair in these.

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*Feb012013

» While masturbating I fell on top of the remote…

And it turned on the television and changed the channel to Dora the Explorer.

This scene pretty sums up my life. Fucked up and wrong

Jesus.

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*Oct312012

My Mouse Fitzgerald costume from 12 Oz. Mouse with No Eyed Square Guy.

I’ll probably post full length later.

18 notes #12 Oz Mouse #12 Oz. Mouse #Fitz #Mouse Fitzgerald #personal #me

*Aug282012
“You email is she is swank? You should change it to she is swag.”
— Girl from Best Buy.

#personal

*Aug202012

Mom got me Hello Kitty sun glasses. Going to the gym.

NO SHAME.

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