Sometimes I wish I was still fifteen, so I could make my status on facebook, “I love my boyfriend, he is the most amazing person I have ever met in my life.” But at my age that is unacceptable. So instead I write things on my twitter like, “Nothing like getting your brains fucked out on a Sunday afternoon.”

But it basically means the same thing.

10 notes #boyfriend #boyfriends #fuck #girlfriend #girlfriends #love #lover #lovers #relationship #relationships #sex #twitter #facebook

This is my new favorite internet break up.

But to be fair, she did have enough of his rubbish.

#internet #break up #chatroom #chat #internet relationships #relationships #internet break up #imvu